found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I don’t want sell you death sticks
I want to go home and rethink my life
They’re looking for new customer service office managers at work, and they asked me if I would be interested. I’m glad that they think I’m qualified and it would probably look good on my resume.
But GOOD GOD I do not want the responsibility. Ugh.
Othello Samira Wiley
There are captions too, in case you wanted lines. Ugh, I love both of these ladies so much.
And bonus Iago:
I’D BE COOL WITH IT
SO FUCKING DOWN
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
hijabis be like
Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.
its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.